Hello? Hello. I’m calling to wish you a Happy Homewarming, from me and home!

[Sound of a needle being placed on a record. “Toyland” melody begins playing. Wally sings off-key and not on the beat.]

 Toyland, toyland

Little girl and boy land

While you dwell within it

You are ever happy there 

 Childhood's joy land

Mystic merry toyland

Once you pass its borders

You can ne'er return again 

 When you've grown up, my dears

And are as old as I

You'll laugh and ponder on the years

That roll so swiftly by, my dears

That roll so swiftly by 

 Childhood's joy land

Mystic merry toyland

Once you pass its borders

You can ne'er return again 

[Record stops and scratches.]

Was that better? I’ve been practicing. I’m trying to get better at singing. Did you like it?

I wish I knew. But, you still won’t tell me anything.

It’s so quiet.

It’s so quiet.

It’s so quiet during Homewarming.

Everyone’s usually so busy, so… it’s just me and Home for a long while.

But… I still like Homewarming. Everyone likes Homewarming.

[There is a long pause.]

…I don’t want to end this call. But, I have to go get ready for Homewarming.

Barnaby will be here soon! I have to go. Remember, until you hear me again, keep your smile merry, and always know that I love you, very much.

Goodbye.